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A funny incident during vacations in China: the three of us plus a Chinese classmate were visiting China and we picked up some useful phrases from him, like ordering drinks.


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A Roman centurion rides through the night, heading home from a party. A police officer stops him. Centurion: What seems to be the problem Officer? Officer: Good evening Centurion. Constitutio and license please. Officer: Speeding, were we over there? Centurion: I was riding at the speed limit, Officer. Officer: Are you returning from an orgy? Looks like you have been drinking. Centurion: No, Officer. Officer: How many are these (shows the index finger)? Centurion: One (I) Officer: How many are these (shows index and middle finger)? Centurion: Five (V) Officer: Ok. Go home and ride carefully. ------ If you don't get it you probably need to revisit roman letters. Thanks to jqs for police man ascii http://www.geocities.com/spunk1111/men.htm



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Thank you Rick Astley for a great song and a great culture of internet lols. These eyes don't lie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ




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In August 2013 it was in the news that Kim Jong Un had an ex-girlfriend executed because she appeared in an adult movie. I wonder whether they got the right one bacause all Asians look the same.