No more tears :,-(Johnson & Johnson no more tears. Or is it? }:-)
Thanks to hjm for chemistry elements
http://www.retrojunkie.com/asciiart/science/chemstry.htm
Four beer pleaseA funny incident during vacations in China: the three of us plus a Chinese classmate were visiting China and we picked up some useful phrases from him, like ordering drinks.
How many did you have?A Roman centurion rides through the night, heading home from a party. A police officer stops him.
Centurion: What seems to be the problem Officer?
Officer: Good evening Centurion. Constitutio and license please.
Officer: Speeding, were we over there?
Centurion: I was riding at the speed limit, Officer.
Officer: Are you returning from an orgy? Looks like you have been drinking.
Centurion: No, Officer.
Officer: How many are these (shows the index finger)?
Centurion: One (I)
Officer: How many are these (shows index and middle finger)?
Centurion: Five (V)
Officer: Ok. Go home and ride carefully.
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If you don't get it you probably need to revisit roman letters.
Thanks to jqs for police man ascii
http://www.geocities.com/spunk1111/men.htm
Never gonna Rickroll youThank you Rick Astley for a great song and a great culture of internet lols. These eyes don't lie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Useless domestic felinesToday I watched my cat try to "shooosh" away a pigeon from our balcony. Then it turned to me for help with a "did you see that bird? do something about it!" look.
Reanimated: Love and let dieIn August 2013 it was in the news that Kim Jong Un had an ex-girlfriend executed because she appeared in an adult movie. I wonder whether they got the right one bacause all Asians look the same.