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Sometimes I am so hungry for m&m that I could just assimilate them all!

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A zoo in China was displaying a dog for a lion. Also, a petstore in China sold a lion instead of a dog.


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You can do anything to her but some conversation topics are tabu.






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Two fancy sport cars race each other while towing an old truck.



  

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How do you contact someone you do not know? What is allowed and what is off-limits?


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Oldie but goldie: how to get someone to jump off a window.



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A bank director conceals his own mismanagement with the help of a robbery




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Endorsing someone on linkedin for skills he does neither have nor want. Now that is trolling!

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This documentary shows a cat strolling through my feet while I reach for the can opener. The inevitable happens, I step on her paw and earn a long, accusing look.



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In this episode Yuki explains the meanings and uses of the word 'news'.