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How many did you have? A Roman centurion rides through the night, heading home from a party. A police officer stops him. Centurion: What seems to be the problem Officer? Officer: Good evening Centurion. Constitutio and license please. Officer: Speeding, were we over there? Centurion: I was riding at the speed limit, Officer. Officer: Are you returning from an orgy? Looks like you have been drinking. Centurion: No, Officer. Officer: How many are these (shows the index finger)? Centurion: One (I) Officer: How many are these (shows index and middle finger)? Centurion: Five (V) Officer: Ok. Go home and ride carefully. ------ If you don't get it you probably need to revisit roman letters. Thanks to jqs for police man ascii http://www.geocities.com/spunk1111/men.htm

57 seconds- 07 Sep 2013




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Never gonna Rickroll you Thank you Rick Astley for a great song and a great culture of internet lols. These eyes don't lie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

24 seconds- 06 Sep 2013





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Useless domestic felines Today I watched my cat try to "shooosh" away a pigeon from our balcony. Then it turned to me for help with a "did you see that bird? do something about it!" look.

27 seconds- 01 Sep 2013

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Overly attached girlfriend: Happy creepy valentine Roses are red Violets are blue You will be too When I kill you Inspired by Laina aka Overly attached girlfriend

13 seconds- 01 Sep 2013




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Reanimated: Love and let die In August 2013 it was in the news that Kim Jong Un had an ex-girlfriend executed because she appeared in an adult movie. I wonder whether they got the right one bacause all Asians look the same.

01m 01s- 30 Aug 2013




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48 seconds- 30 Aug 2013


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We're so fancy How (not) to dress for a formal evening out.

54 seconds- 28 Aug 2013




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13 seconds- 28 Aug 2013







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Trilemma It is hard enough to have to chose between two things. It is harder not having to chose.

23 seconds- 28 Aug 2013







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Just change it A short story on search engine optimization

56 seconds- 28 Aug 2013