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A Mafia boss is looking for a good accountant who also knows to keep a secret, but his natural distrust doesn't make it easy to settle on anyone. A good friend advises him to hire a deaf accountant, because he wouldn't be eavesdropping. A few years down the road, suddenly money is missing from the accounts and the Mafia boss suspects the accountant...






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Some thing I dislike when moving is those large pieces which may not be too heavy, but are nonetheless bulky and hard to handle. It's even worse when people think that when they see me struggling with a large, bulky piece which happens to be heavy, on top. Appearances sometimes deceive.
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If "two is company, three is crowd" then are four people two companies or a crowd and a spare?






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