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If you cross the evil, extraterrestrial predator from "Alien" with the eccentric yet indestructible Wolverine then you'd get a kick-ass duo.
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Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935. It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. The scenario presents a cat that may be both alive and dead, depending on an earlier random event.





 
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Slacktivism at its best is when you click on the donate button without actually donating.






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Some IDEs offer great refactoring features, others don't. Thank God there is always find & replace.


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Whenever I extend a greeting to somebody they reply with either a stronger greeting or with one that has an extended scope. Until I came up with the ultimative greeting...
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A Mafia boss is looking for a good accountant who also knows to keep a secret, but his natural distrust doesn't make it easy to settle on anyone. A good friend advises him to hire a deaf accountant, because he wouldn't be eavesdropping. A few years down the road, suddenly money is missing from the accounts and the Mafia boss suspects the accountant...






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"Σύν Ἀθηνᾷ καὶ χεῖρα κίνει" - ancient greek proverb