__    __
  -_    _-
  |  |   |
  |  ~~  |
   \__'_/
 __/ /\ \__
/    ||__  \
     || |  |

A Mafia boss and his consigliere walk into a bar...

A Mafia boss is looking for a good accountant who also knows to keep a secret, but his natural distrust doesn't make it easy to settle on anyone. A good friend advises him to hire a deaf accountant, because he wouldn't be eavesdropping. A few years down the road, suddenly money is missing from the accounts and the Mafia boss suspects the accountant...